Crunchy Hatsune Miku Stan
Month
“if you dont reblog this im judging you”
if your toilet bowl is filling up with water and is about to overflow (or is already):
- take the lid off the tank
- hold up the floating device. it’s usually a rubber ball on the end of a stick.
if you’re not sure which part to lift, gently lift up various things until you find the one that stops the water.
you will not need get your hand wet bc the part you’re looking for is usually at the highest point!!
the toilet bowl should immediately stop filling!
PS: toilet tank water is the same water that comes from your sink faucets so please don’t panic if it gets on you
this post is plumber-approved
Thanks plumblr
This also works if you flush the toilet and it won’t stop making noise
this also works if
you flush the toilet and it
won’t stop making noise
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Instead of Shrek about to take a pic for his cringe compilation, it should be Aya Shameimaru since she has a camera.
Aya: Sorry Reimu but I’m putting this in my cringe compilation.
girls can want to have sex w other girls. it doesnt have to be “cute” and “pure” to be good. wlw that are sexually attracted to other women are great. dont feel bad for fantasizing about girls. theres nothing wrong about that.
God bless Matt Mercer for being 100% down to flirt with any of his players at the drop of a hat
creators: here’s an edgy character!
me: cool
creators: here’s an edgy character that hides how much they love their friends but would still die for them without hesitation.
me, barely holding back tears: th-thanks
Me: You don’t have to like every part of something to be a fan, you can enjoy as much or as little as you want.
Someone: Gen 1 is the only good gen
Me:
full offense but if you think of butch lesbians as the “men” in their relationships and immediately assume them to be tougher, more aggressive, or angrier than femme lesbians ur a lesbophobe. If u think butches have any form of male privilege ur a lesbophobe.
When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.
College is the overpriced DLC. Also the whole game is pay to win.
maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby
Yall out here rebloggin’ ace or pan discourse at the speed of light but wont even like a post about how anti black the gay community is or the struggles of black trans women or how much black people have done for the movement. Then I’m gonna hear about “We can focus on more then one thing” then fucking do it bitch. If I dont see one post on your blog about queer black people or even other POCs then you’re trash, how can you claim to care about community but at the same time ignore a huge chunk of it??? Fun Fact of the day: There are black gay/trans ppl yet we’re NEVER talked about. Anyways Happy Pride Month. Say gay yall
It’s true and you Should Say It
everyone’s talking about yandere gfs and shit but where’s the goth and pastel yandere couple or do i have to make that myself
ya’ll make me do everything myself
the other day my grandma told me, “when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it’s you two vs. the problem, not you vs. him.” and that hit me hard
Like zoinks Scoob! You tampered in God’s domain!
where is “p diddy calls bjork”
a goddamn masterpiece
if someone transcribed this, I’d be in their diddydebt
[image description:
*RING! RING!*
Björk: Yes, of course, this is hello.
Diddy: Yo, what up BJ!
Björk: Pardon me?
Diddy: This Björk?
Björk: Oh yes! I am the Björk!
Björk: Are we perhaps, familiar?
Diddy: Naw girl, we ain’t formally acquainted.
Björk: Oh! But, who can you be?
Diddy: This is Diddy.
Björk: Daddy?
Diddy: Diddy.
Björk: Doddy?
Diddy: Diddy.
Björk: Djddy?
Diddy: Diddy.
Diddy: Like, formerly P. Diddy.
Diddy: AKA
Diddy: Puff daddy
Diddy: AKA
Diddy: Sean Combs
Diddy: AKA
Diddy: Mr. Midnight
Diddy: AKA-
Björk: Ah yes! Perhaps, yes!
Björk: I can also be MANY people inside of my mind!
Björk: Do you enjoy grapefruit?
Diddy: What?
Björk: It is HIDING!
Björk: But it is not so clever!
Björk: HA HA HA HA!
Björk: HA HA HA HA!
Diddy: [slight pause]
Diddy: What?
Björk: Sure, exactly.
Björk: [pause]
Diddy: [pause]
Diddy: Ok.
Diddy: [slight pause]
Diddy: So you probly wonderin’ why I called
Björk: No.
Diddy: [pause]
Björk: Hee-hee! Yes!
Björk: That was just some of my tricking!
Björk: Pickle! Pickle! Legs on FIRE!
Björk: Hide your shame on the telephone wire!
Diddy: [pause]
Diddy: You one kooky French bitch!
Björk: Icelandic bitch.
Diddy: Ok.
Diddy: Anywizzy, what you think ‘bout doing a duet?
Björk: Fizzy Mountain Duet?
Björk: I am not allowed the sugar.
Diddy: No no. You know, like a mash-up ‘n’ shit.
Diddy: You sing, I rap.
Björk: OH! I am delighted!
Björk: But now I am only making music with grunting and whisper.
Björk: And sometimes scream.
Diddy: Hmm…
Diddy: That could be real hot, yo.
Björk: [slight pause]
Björk: Pizza.
Diddy: That some funny-ass Japanese slang, girl?
Björk: No, I would like pizza.
Björk: Violent pizza!
Diddy: Ok.
Björk: Sometimes…
Björk: I climb into a laundry basket and tickle my ears!
Björk: [slight pause]
Björk: Sometimes I do not.
Diddy: Ok.
Diddy: So how ‘bout we lay down some tracks?
Björk: I might be allergic to trains!
Björk: Possibly, maybe!
Diddy: Ok, um… how can I say this…
Diddy: We can use my studio to record a song…
Björk: Peacocks! Dreadful cartoon crashes!
Diddy: [pause]
Diddy: Shit… ok, um…
Diddy: [pause]
Diddy: Let’s…
…make some popcorn…
with fuzzy backdoor paperclip soup…
in my crowded monkey castle?
Björk: [pause]
Björk: PIZZA!
Diddy: Word! Pizza!
Björk: See you very soon! Holla at your boy!
Didd: Holla at…
*click*
Diddy: [long silence]
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so are we gonna talk about this or
you thought i was joking huh
I don’t know what to do with this knowledge but im so grateful I have it now
